Sen. Kennedy Torches Schumer: "Wet Match in a Dark Cave!" – Dems' Shutdown Sabotage Exposed 😡🚫 | 2025 DC Drama

Sen. Kennedy Torches Schumer: "Wet Match in a Dark Cave!" – Dems' Shutdown Sabotage Exposed 😡🚫 | 2025 DC Drama As the October 2025 government shutdown drags on (echoes of 2018-19 chaos), Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy delivers a blistering takedown of Democrats – votin' 13 times to keep feds closed, refusin' food stamps and military pay just to leverage more spendin'! 🏛️💥 Kennedy roasts Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer as a "wet match in a dark cave" (worse than "clubbing baby seals"), backin' it with a left-leanin' Echelon/YouGov poll showin' his 30% approval tankin' to 60% disapproval. Americans "get it" – no Aristotle needed: This ain't policy; it's pure politics. Timely roast amid midterm gridlock and fiscal fights – will Dems come to their senses? Full breakdown with timestamps for poli-wonks and everyday folks. Timestamps: 0:00 – Intro: 13 Votes to Reopen vs. Dems' Shutdown Lock 0:08 – No Food Stamps? No Military Pay? Leverage Game 0:20 – Schumer's Poll Plunge & "Wet Match" Zinger 0:51 – 30% Approval Flop – Gamers Even Bailed! 1:05 – Americans Get It: Political, Not Policy Shutdown 1:14 – Call for Dems to Wake Up Folksy fire from Kennedy – hit play for the laughs and truth! Agree it's sabotage? Comment below 👇 Like, sub, bell for more unfiltered DC roasts from Buddy Huggins, the Buddha from Mississippi. Cross-posted at buddyhuggins.com. #GovernmentShutdown #SchumerRoast #JohnKennedyRoast 😡 #SchumerShutdown 🚫 #GovernmentShutdown2025 🏛️ #PoliticalTheater 💥 #DemsLeverage ⚖️ #YouGovPoll 📊 #DCGridlock 🔥 Keywords: ignore Senator John Kennedy, Chuck Schumer criticism, government shutdown 2025, Democratic shutdown votes, political leverage spending, Echelon YouGov poll, Schumer approval rating, military pay delay, food stamps shutdown, Aristotle American wisdom

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Kennedy Roasts Schumer: "Wet Match in Dark Cave!" 😆🚫 Sen. John Kennedy eviscerates Chuck Schumer in this 2025 shutdown roast – Dems votin' 13x to keep gov closed, skippin' food stamps & military pay for spendin' leverage! 🏛️😡 Poll flop: Schumer's 30% approval (60% hate) – "worse than clubbin' baby seals." Americans get it: Pure politics, no policy. Wake up, Dems! Full vid in bio. Your shutdown hot take? 👇 #KennedyZinger 🤠 #SchumerFlop 😏 #ShutdownRoast 🏛️ #DCWildWest 💥 #PollBurn 🔥 Keywords: ignore John Kennedy Schumer, government shutdown roast, 2025 political shutdown, Democrat leverage tactics, Schumer approval crash, YouGov poll 2025, military food stamps delay, Senate political theater, American voter wisdom, Louisiana senator quip

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