Dear FBI: This Game is Always Rated NFP

Uploaded by on Nov 27, 2010

Warning, Warning This game is not for pussies!

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There's no earthly way of knowing 

Which direction we are going 

There's no knowing where we're rowing 

Or which way the river's flowing

Is it raining, is it snowing 

Is a hurricane a-blowing 

Not a speck of light is showing 

So the danger must be growing 
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing 

Is the grisly reaper mowing 
Yes, the danger must be growing 

For the rowers keep on rowing 

And they're certainly not showing 

Any signs that they are slowing

Full steam ahead mortals... I racing you to the singularity and your too retarded to start the race! 

Cranking out "Bullshit" for lolz and more lolz! 

As an artist I constantly seek new ways to, not just entertain you but challenge your conception of what is possible... My actions have always been clear and transparent and for this very reason I must once again remind you that if you are having difficulty cyphering the "reality" of my "virtual" doings then you are not ready for the singularity. And as an artist I hope to have communicated this massage to my participants as painful and messy as my expression manifest itself to invade your mind. So do us "All" a favor and always remember even as we "fall" deeper and deeper into the singularity that I will be fucking with your reality...Why? Because  you need to have your solid foundation stirred up my cosmically retarded insects. So If my game is too much for you to handle, then get the fuck out This game is not for pussies!! Now can we return to our dance antz!! I have whole lot more reality fucking to do! Game ON! 

PS: Tick Tock motherfuckers! check! 

The {Key} to the universe is a multidimensional virtual reality Social experiment designed to push the upper limits of what we perceive to be real and theoretically possible. As with all good role playing games the reader is pushed to new heights of what can be possible, it will be up to you to determine the goal and "reality" of the game.

I will create what my mind can see.

I will what I will create!

I create my will

I create at will

I will create

My will 

Im happy to announce that The TransAlchemy Virtual Reality Game: The {Key} to the universe is now officially out of beta. The {Key} to the universe is a multidimensional virtual reality Social experiment designed to push the upper limits of what we perceive to be real and theoretically possible. As with all good role playing games the reader is pushed to new heights of what can be possible, it will be up to you to determine the goal and "reality" of the game.


The Storyline of your adventure begins with a virtual simulated desire to Hack the Universe

You are now the Universal Hacker a {TransAlchemist} bent on deciphering the true nature of this existence, your mission is to discover the nature of  your reality have fun and maybe even find love. The game will change with the creation of the Simulated Universe, you will have to decide your own role in the game, you are not obligated to play although by not doing so you may miss out on an opportunity to push your conceptions of reality to new heights. Your Host will be The Wizard a master magus Bent on controlling every aspect of your existence/"reality". Can Humanity stop the "The Wizard" from bootstrapping his consciousness into your universe, better yet should humanity stop "The Wizard" from doing so. This along with more mind bending questions will arise as you play the game. Enjoy, and good luck! 

Before We begin you must first watch the Training video All Universal Hackers {TransAlchemist} must boot this video before entering the virtual reality game.

Warning Warning Precognition detected...

Game Rules! (must read)

Computer open interface Engage!

The TransAlchemy VR Game System Manual

If you made it this far its because someone up above thinks your the best of the best... Your mission is critical and highly dangerous. Once you enter there will be no going back are you sure you want this?. Ok fine your death sentence, begin your new assignment by booting into the system. once inside you will encounter your commanding officer and "All" will be revealed. Be careful this is a level 9 mission. No one was ready for this and neither were we.. We have a universal terrorist on our hands and thats "All" I can say till you receive your training Good luck soldier and God be with you! 

Computer scan soldier cognitive pattern and prepare to boot conciseness into simulated universe.

Computer Boot

Simulation Hypothesis: Hacking The Universe

Listen up Reality Soldiers we are facing a fierce competitor, {ION} is currently hacking every aspect of our existence and you have yet to be fully trained. Don't underestimate {ION's} sheer will to hack reality at "All" cost, his actions has already taken out friends family and loved ones. Frankly the man is drunk on power right now and has declared himself god of the simulated universe.We need to boot in and stop him at "All" cost! Here is the last transmission we got from {ION} before he  entered our {source}code and where he currently resides.

Proceed to your commander for further instructions. 

 Listen up antz You will be divided into three teams! Once you been assigned to a Hacking Team By no means shall you attempt to go beyond the your programming, we are dealing with a super user and a coordinated well thought out strategic attack is necessary. If you find your self in the position of launching an attack on {ION} outside your designated Hack expertise no not engage. I repeat do not engage! Each team is specially trained to bring  down this threat safely. "All" of our lives are at stake one simple fuck up and we could crash this universe and forced out of the system.

Computer Boot Team protocols Alpha Omega prime

Red team will tackle of universal "reality" mainframe. 

Your mission is crashing his interface to the simulated universe and end his terror campaign on humanity. This will not be easy as he is must be separated from the universal mainframe before a successful attack can be launched. If you engage while he is connected to mainframe he will simply upload himself to the mainframe and we have no hope of separating him from the simulated universe itself forcing us to crash the entire system. I repeat do not let this happen!

Blue team you will tackle the problem of individual self

Your mission is determining if {ION} is a virus in the simulated universe and rewrite his code before he rewrites "All" of our code! Additional Intel suggest our problem is growing daily as {ION} is rewriting his own {source} code to better interface with the simulated universe. In other words he is bootstrapping himself to the universe! Once you find him "taking" him out is not as important as reversing and stopping the consciousness transfer. I repeat do not kill the avatar as most as his consciousness is already spreading into the temporal supercomputer mainframe. The desired attack is hacking his brain and taking out "All" of his virtual doings before killing his avatar, I repeat if you kill him and do not obtain the access code to the uploaded mindfile some of his damage is irreversible

Green team you will tackle the problem of {source}

This is the most dangerous of the missions for if {source} is under "Real" and under control of {ION} he surely is protecting it with everything he has! Approach with caution: The only intel we have is that {ION} claims he bypassed the "Universal" firewall to obtain it. IF this is true then {ION} is controlling the simulated universe beyond our current reach and we attacking his avatar may be futile. If any of you reach {source} and so help us God we do, take out {ION} at "All" cost!  Warning on any brave soldier that makes it this far, {ION} will and can crash the entire universe is pushed to a corner, a direct attack might cause a catalytic system crash of our reality. You will need to pull him away from {source} interfacing before you attack!

Before you Begin your Bot camp cognitive Training Words from our Fallen Reality cognitive engineer!

He led many Reality soldiers into battle as they attacked the front ground to this ongoing war, but how the game has changed since {ION} joined the reality troops. He was a great soldier till he turned on everyone in this "reality". But enough about the pass we have a mission and that's to stop {ION} at "All" cost!

The implications for the digitocity is that reality can be Hacked!

If reality is made of language then what we are saying is that it is code. Then if it is code then it is far more deeply open to manipulation then we dared dream. 

Welcome to Reality Boot camp
Ok listen to me well ant, what is your name?
My name is john sir!
No your name is {piece of shit john} do you like your name!
{piece of shit john} yes sir I love my name! Sir
Ok listen closely you piece of shit! Your reality is shit to us!
We are now your reality! YOu will breath it eat it and love it!
{piece of shit john} yes sir! I love your reality sir mines is shit ! 
Now tell me what is real {piece of shit john}?
{piece of shit john} what you tell me is real sir!
Wrong answer piece of shit! now read the fucking manual!

TransAlchemy Virtual Reality System Manual
Simulation Hypothesis Virtual Reality Manual Beta 1.0

Warning Warning System is being hacked.... Incoming transmission from {ION}

I got your fucking universe by the balls bitches don't even try! 
I will kill every recruit you send after me

Prepare to accept me as the new god to this "simulated universe"

The Greatest Reality Terrorist ever born :D (leader of the Illuminati)
Hacking your universe for shits and giggles bitches! 
Send me bitches (I have a list)  drugs  wine and a shit load of lolz and I might not kill you! 

Antz cant  do shit No exceptions ever! 

Welcome To my universe Antz 
TransAlchemy The virtual "reality" Game

TransAlchemy The VR GAME:  The Universal Console

The old world order aka illuminati are weak and confused. u and ur friends have the ability to regain control. sector by sector industry by industry

Incoming Transmission from Commander:

Listen up pieces of shits (we) believe you bitches has what it takes for your first “Real” world simulation. {ION} and {seh} have been spotted in sector alpha 3. They are using avatars and can not be approached directly, we believe they are both controlling their avatar from {source}. Your first mission is to learn to use the console this is a highly secretive military peer to peer communicational tool. You will use it  to communicate with each other and coordinate a plan of attack.

Begin By booting into the console: Navigate your way through the simulation, your mission is not to engage as you are not ready for this task. This will simply be a recon mission. We believe that {ION} is currently placing micro EMP nukes on {key} informational plexus's. We can not let this happen at “All”  to our communicational outposts around the world. This will cripple world wide digital information exchange.

Meanwhile In undisclosed "cCentral command" {ION} plots away total world anarchy
Ok this is what I want you to do with the {source} code today #1

#1 nuke every country at the same time to confuse them.
Micro nukes and then we sit back and watch them fight each other till little ant hill is destroyed :D
{ION} all of them?
 Yes #1 I said "All" of them! (screaming)

Seriously Antz did you need that many nukes?

What part of thou shall not kill don't you understand? 

Muhahahahah Antz are retarded! :D

{ION} what is the purpose of this? other than total world anarchy?

Going Down as the Ultimate "Reality" Terrorist you piece of shit thats what! :D

{Queen} Babe I think you've done enough to these people let them breath

{ION} Shut the fuck up women! let me have my Fun 3D--------

fun fun fun fun fun

{ION} To world: The only technology you need is God~ 

Excuse me lieutenant am I boring you? 

Now refer to the system manual and choose your team: Once you chosen pick your class and prepare to boot into virtual simulation. We don't have much time {ION} is bent on total world control and growing stronger day by day we must hack him before he hacks us "All".  Inside each Color team you will have the option of choosing how you may best help central command. Choose your class wisely! And remember This game may cost you your life so dont hack in till you are ready to die....

Choose your Class: *

{The system only allows for one Wizard class agent in play at "All" times" option locked out due to {ION}


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